Pirate walks into a bar, right, and he’s got this giant steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The kind they have on ships – a helm. The bartender asks him, “Hey. What’s with the helm in the pants?” Pirate sez, “Yarr! It’s driving me nuts.”
Best joke ever.
You’re just a sucker for jokes that use “Yarr” …
A_B
I, too, am a giant sucker for this joke. It just slays me.
I’m surprised The Wall doesn’t have anything to say about this.
The Wall thinks it’s a stupid joke. Particularly when Seppo tells it and explains the “helm” bit. I have to agree.
Yours,
The Floor in the Kitchen
P.S.
The Floor in the Living Room likes the joke, but he also likes Gallager.
YAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT BLOODY JOKE!!!!!!!