I know it’s kind of ridiculous, and we’ll never see it in action, but I wish sometimes, when a reporter posts a headline like, “Bush looks to slash deficit,” they also add, “but his previous policies have shown that he’s really just bullshitting, and has no intention or desire to slash the deficit unless he can still give huge tax breaks to the exorbitantly wealthy. Oh, and poor people are bitches! Yeah! Bitches! Suck on it!”

*shrugs*