http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/articles/060501/1whwatch.htm

“Colbert’s routine was similar to what he does on his show, the Colbert Report, but much longer on the topic of Bush, suggesting that the president is out of touch with reality. Aides and reporters, however, said that it did not overshadow Bush’s own funny routine, which featured an impersonator who told the audience what Bush was thinking when he spoke dull speech lines.

In fact, some aides crowed over reports that the president easily bested Colbert in the reviews of both comedy acts.”

bwahahahhahahahahaha! The President bested Colbert? Jayzis – will the press just print whatever the administration says without considering for even half a second what they’re writing?

Ah, yes, make, tell, type. Keep up the good work, journalists.