Went to a new restaurant last night, called Herbivore (http://food.helava.com) and had the “Lemongrass Noodles” which for various reasons, was the worst thing I’ve eaten in years, far and away. I mean, just absolutely terrible in every respect. To top it off, though, it’s made me constantly nauseous *just* to the point where I’d like to puke, but can’t. So all last night was spent on the verge of vomiting, but being unable to. At 8 this morning, I couldn’t take it anymore, went to the store, and got some Pepto Bismol. If in an hour, I’m not feeling any better, I’m gonna make myself puke, which is something I’ve never had to do before in my entire life.

I swear to god, that meal was like eating poison. I should have sent it back to the chef, and asked them if this was how this shit was supposed to taste, because I’m pretty sure the dinner wasn’t supposed to taste like detergent and bleach. Ugh. It feels like my innards are revolting, and trying to escape through my throat, but something’s preventing it from happening properly.