ALLergies

holy shit. It’s like the fucking walking dead, today – my allergies have hit me smack in the face with a goddamn sledgehammer. My head feels like it’s full of cotton, and I can’t keep a single train of thought in conversation for more than like, five seconds. My nose is constantly running, and there’s a pressure behind my eyes that feels like it’s eventually going to pop them out of my head. Strangely, when I’m sitting in front of a computer, my train of thought remains relatively stable, but when talking to people, it’s like I keep restarting a conversation, and have to figure out who the heck I’m talking to and why…

5 comments

  1. Seppo says:

    forgive me if I’m missing a reference to something, but for me, it’s hayfever – just mad allergies to grass. Grass and cats. But right now, my only exposure to grass was walking from home to the car (50 feet, if that), and from the parking lot to the office (300 feet, maybe, across a grass field). That knocked me on my ass *all* day, despite spending the rest of the day indoors.

  2. Joseph says:

    If they had mowed the grass recently, then that may have been the problem. I reccomed copious quantitiles of drugs. Of the alergic type. Not the controlled substance type. Good luck. Dinner later this week?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Flower mating season is here too, and it sucks. Although my allergies are limied to only watery eyes and a sneeze every now and then, the yellow pollen gets on *everything*. My car is clean one day and completely dusted with yellow pollen the next.

    – Mike

  4. casacaudill says:

    I shall be dying a hideous death with you. I can’t stop coughing and catching my breath is damn near impossible. Every second of the day I feel like I’ve just rubbed my face all over Moby (you’ve seen how well that turns out) and concentration of keen verbal skills are a thing of the past. Fucking pollen.

    – Becky

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